why are blonde jokes so short?
so men can remember them
this took an unexpected turn
Not if you just asked for directions.
(Source: sendificator)
I can’t begin to tell you how much I love the acting in gay porn.
![fuckyeahfeminists:
rhrealitycheck:
Rep. Michael Burgess (R-TX), a former OB/GYN, urged for an abortion ban even earlier than 20 weeks. Why? Because he’s seen male fetuses masturbate at 15 weeks. (Not sure why female fetuses don’t masturbate [or maybe they dont matter], but whatever.)
If you’re using fetal masturbation to defend the myth of fetal pain…you’re doing it wrong. #GOPscience strikes again.
Tell your representative to say NO to the unconstitutional abortion ban.
you just can’t make this shit up. #GOPScience: Where masturbating male fetuses have more rights than women and people who can get pregnant.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/692320c4aac00b05aa41bcf49a98c38f/tumblr_molfbs6giT1rql3wmo1_500.png)
It doesn’t matter if you’re pretty
or plain,
tall
or short,
or have things all over your face,
because what truly matters is
what’s inside you.
this is actually the most meaningful and thoughtful post i have ever seen on tumblr
(Source: thewalkingcontradiction)
Texas Republican Says He Wants to Ban Abortion Because ... Fetuses Masturbate?
A Texas Congressman is in favor of an extreme abortion ban because male fetuses masturbate.Hmm, “alive” enough to sin, now, is it? (I’m pretty sure he’s of the kind who consider masturbation a sin. And apparently thinks that only males masturbate.)
The story also says he was an OB-GYN. Yeah.
…whaat the fucccck
Seriously? Ugh…
