why are blonde jokes so short?
so men can remember them
this took an unexpected turn
Not if you just asked for directions.
I can’t begin to tell you how much I love the acting in gay porn.
It doesn’t matter if you’re pretty
or have things all over your face,
because what truly matters is
what’s inside you.
this is actually the most meaningful and thoughtful post i have ever seen on tumblr
A Texas Congressman is in favor of an extreme abortion ban because male fetuses masturbate.
Hmm, “alive” enough to sin, now, is it? (I’m pretty sure he’s of the kind who consider masturbation a sin. And apparently thinks that only males masturbate.)
The story also says he was an OB-GYN. Yeah.
…whaat the fucccck